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[obstinates]

Hey book--or I guess people listening to the book?

... It's kinda weird talkin' to a book like this.

ANYWAYS, ahahah, I was just wonderin' when this prank is gonna be over? The whole thing about there not bein' any ramen stands around? I guess I could kinda see how that would be funny for like... five minutes, but it's really turned into somethin' cruel! So somebody just tell me where the damn ramen is, y'know?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? I haven't ate in days...!

[And the option for action for the Charming Murderess or anybody walking along the docks really. There's a blond ninja in tattered clothing crawling on the pier looking pitiful.]

Comments

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

[Unfortunately Naruto takes offense at that description.]

Commoner noodles? Ramen is fit for a king, y'know!

[Voice]

[princelycharm]

[And he believes you Naruto. Problem is the fact that his friends and social standing can't agree with you.]

I know that! It tastes so good! That's why I always have commoner noodles bought!

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

It feels wrong for you to call them that.

Re: [Voice]

[princelycharm]

Well they really are just that.

I mean after all if you're used to first class chefs preparing your food, ramen is just really commoner food really. I love it, but it is that!

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

Teuchi is a first-class chef. He's the best ramen chef in the entire world, and Ichiraku Ramen is the best food stand ever, y'know.

[Voice]

[princelycharm]

Are you sure? How come I've never heard of him?

What part of Japan does he live in? Is Ichiraku Ramen in one of those fancy tour guide books?

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

Eh? Where the hell is Japan? He lives in Konoha.

[Voice]

[princelycharm]

What country is that? Is that some poor country that can't get itself on the world map?

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

Konohagakure's in the Land of Fire, one of the biggest countries. I failed all my geography crap and even I know that.

[Voice]

[princelycharm]

Strange. I got perfect in my Geography classes and yet I don't know that.

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

Guess that just proves school can't teach everything then. Like what to really call ramen.

[Voice]

[princelycharm]

Or it just doesn't matter to students like us.

But don't they have a special ramen school? I mean they do have different culinary schools, right?

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

They didn't in my village, but ramen school sounds amazing.

[Voice]

[princelycharm]

Oh I bet is.

Have you found a place to get ramen here?

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

Not yet, but someone said I should ask Miss Margie. Who's that?

[Voice]

[princelycharm]

Oh she's a beautiful lady who can fly using broomsticks!

I bet she'd have one. I got a kotatsu and instant coffee from her the last time we met.

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

[Nevermind the fact that she might have ramen. What the hell did you just say?]

She can fly with broomsticks?

[Voice]

[princelycharm]

Yes! Broomsticks!

I was amazed when I saw her do it! Like a kind of magical show.

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

Wait, wait, wait, magic? It's probably just a jutsu.

[Voice]

[princelycharm]

What is jutsu? Is that another form of Ramen?

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

Eh? No, it's like... you know... a technique.

[Voice]

[princelycharm]

Like how you make people fall in love with you?

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

Uh, I guess you could... sorta use a genjutsu for somethin' like that? But I meant like combat techniques and stuff.

[Voice]

[princelycharm]

What is genjutsu?

It didn't seem like a combat technique though.

Re: [Voice]

[obstinates]

So she just flies without jutsu? [So skeptical.]

And genjutsu is an illusion technique. That's probably what was going on. You were under a genjutsu.