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[With all the commotion of Konoha-nin showing up and then disgusting mind-controlling candy showing up directly after them, Sasuke has nearly forgotten about the other encounter he had on Empieza the day he met his former teammates -- but there's finally been a lull, and he's perched as high in the rigging as he can go without the journal blowing out of his hands when he remembers.]

Has anyone seen this?

[Believe it or not, he has actually put effort into this drawing, but a dragon is not a battle diagram.]

It was looking for a skinny kid with brown hair.

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[That geography certainly sounds more like that Sasuke knows, though the terms that are tossed in immediately afterward throw him for a moment.

Then he remembers that he's heard the term 'cell phone' before -- Codi has said something about them in her world, hasn't she?]

Aren't cell phones something you play games on? How would they help you know what's happening on other islands?

[.......Oh geez. Man, what is with this place? It's like everyone is from What-The-Heck-Is-Technology Land. Donnie would have a fit.]

Uh...no.

[Pause.]

Well, yeah, you can, but that's not the whole point of them. Seriously, they don't have telephones where you're from? They're like...handheld devices or machines that you can talk into and someone with a similar device talks back. But they don't have to be anywhere near you, you can be entire countries apart and still talk to each other fine! Or text. As in—

Wait.

[Remembers that he's basically describing exactly what he's already doing with the journal.]

...Actually, these journal things are pretty much lame versions of cell phones. Minus the games. And internet. And plus having to actually write.

[Codi had certainly made it sound like the main point of the things was the games, even if he did sort of recall she'd mentioned wishing she could call her friends with one. In any case, what this guy is describing sounds pretty much like --

The conclusion he draws himself in a moment.]

And we have no way of knowing if they're being monitored. [He adds to the list of drawbacks before adding:]

What does the internet part of the cell phones do?

Eh, wireless networks and whatever cell phones use, those are pretty easy to hack into, too.

[You know. If you're Donnie.]

So these being monitored wouldn't surprise me. The internet is, uh... [How to explain. This science-y technology babble isn't his thing.] A global system of of computer networks—

[Annnd this guy probably doesn't know what a computer is either. Man.]

It'd be like if all these journal things were connected to a whole bunch of other journals and they could all talk to each other and you could look up any information you wanted in one journal and it could find that information in another journal. And I mean any information, there's social networks and games and private stuff and science junk and news and politics and -- maps? Directions how to get places... I dunno, everything. You could even look up how to be a ninja and it would probably give you some dumb set of instructions that Master Splinter would totally disapprove of.

[It takes a moment for him to absorb all of that and parse it into something that makes sense based on the journals here, but it sounds like a vastly inefficient system.]

Why would you use it to look something up if it couldn't give you the right answer?

The ninja arts can't be learned from a journal anyway.

[You can totally learn how to be a ninja on the internet, Sasuke, gosh. 8|]

I dunno, I didn't invent it. If you look in the right places you find stuff that's correct, but anyone can post crap on the internet so I guess you just gotta know where to go. It's not as hard or as lame as it sounds.

...Yeah, duh, of course you can't.

[Well shucks.

He sounds annoyed after a moment of thought, though.] ... well, even rumours or misinformation would be better than what we have right now. At least it would be something.

You sound like you know from personal experience.

Trust me, having the internet here would be way useful. You could Google this Davy Jones guy -- though that would probably just give you a bunch of pirate movies or something.

[Ha, personal experience. Psh.]

I might know a little about it.

Everyone I've spoken to has had a different idea of what Davy Jones is. The only thing that's the same is that he's involved with the ocean and he might have tentacles on his face.

Would your personal experience with learning ninja instructions extend to information about that?

Tentacles sounds about right. Like he's part octopus or squid or something. But with a lot more than them. It's like a tentacle beard.

Uh, extend to information about what? Our tentacled friend? Or ninjutsu?

... yes, that's what I'd heard as well. [There had been a disturbing hand gesture to go with it, as Sasuke remembers.]

Dealing with tentacle-faced ... people. [Is a Davy Jones a person? There's a dubious quality to Sasuke's voice on the word.] Ninjutsu can get weird where I'm from, but not that weird.

Oh. Well, actually, yeah. We deal with these alien dudes called the Kraang that are like...brains with tentacles. Who go around in humanoid robots. And then all the other mutants and stuff, I think some of them have tentacles.

... that sounds very ... [No, he doesn't have a word for it.]

So you're used to ... strange things, then.

Yeah, you could say that.

[Very used to strange things.]

You could even say I've had a very, uh...personal...experience with stuff like that.

Well then. [Well then indeed.]

Maybe you'll fit in here.

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