piratejournal | 5th Wish: The secrets of our hearts [Written/Open to action for crew mates]

This is Mami Tomoe, first mate of the Hope of the Seas.

I just wanted to let everyone know that... if you find a bowl full of heart-shaped candies on your ship, try not to eat them.

Eating those candies might make you end up doing things you didn't w... [She stops because she didn't want a certain crewmate to feel upset by her saying she didn't want to hug him.] plan on doing. Or on saying. Depending on what's written on the piece of candy.

...Oh and for everyone who reads this, especially those who are lucky enough to have someone they love here, don't forget that tomorrow is Valentine's Day. [She gives a bright smile.] Especially the girls, right? [Mami being Japanese, she knows Valentine's Day is the opportunity for girls to tell a boy they like him and hope he'll return their feelings next month on White Day.] I personally wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day, though a bit in advance.

Have a nice day and thank you for you attention.

[Paper letters are left under the doors of Homura's and Zeref's cabins]
[Homura]:'Homura-san, there's something I would like to talk about, something I believe you are only supposed to tell a friend about. I was hoping maybe you'd accept to be the one I talk about it with. If so, could you please come see me in my cabin sometime this afternoon? Thanks. Kindest regards, Mami Tomoe.'

[Zeref]:'Zeref-san, I know this is my fault if you ate that candy in the first place. So I just wanted to tell you that I wasn't mad about the kiss. And that I appreciated you said nothing about the hug, although I guess it might have been very unpleasant for you. So please don't stay locked up in your room just because of that. Also I don't know if it exists in your world but tomorrow is Valentine's Day where I come from. ...So Happy Valentine's Day, Zeref-san. Kind regards, Mami Tomoe.'

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[No. Not incubators, it seems. But Mami would rather be sure.]

How do they call themselves? Do you know?

douches
otherwise their unofficial species name is troll
but they really prefer to be called douches

Trolls? That's an odd name. [Well, not much weirder than incubators, she guesses.]

Do you know why they contacted you? What are they looking for?

remember douches
anyway they contacted me because they thought i was responsible for their universe getting beat the fuck up
big whoop turned out they helped orchestrate the big fuckup themselves too

They're a lot like other aliens I know, then. [A bunch of hypocrites.]

hey no different than humans
were all douches, speaking comparatively
our douchiness is just mistaken for being totally normal
like steppin on an ant doesnt seem like a big deal
until you meet a sentient ant that gets pissed off because you mangled its cousin or something

That's... actually a very apt and accurate comparison.

You're a very sensible and perceptive person.

5th Wish: The secrets of our hearts [Written/Open to action for crew mates]

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