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[After getting over the initial freaking out at suddenly being dumped in some strange place without warning, wondering what happened, and eventually figuring out where she is and how the journal works and what it's for... Sakura writes in her journal.

This handwriting is a bit sloppy -- only because the writer is obviously in a hurry to get their thoughts out on paper.]

I'm looking for someone that fits this description:

Blond
Male
17 years old
Wears a lot of orange
Should have an open incision on his left side, around his serratus.

[A quick diagram of a body with an arrow pointing at his left side just under the arm.]

If anyone has seen someone like that, please contact me. It's a medical emergency and he needs urgent care.

-Haruno Sakura

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Nevermind.

are you sure
theres no other ways to pass the time
youd be helping yourself out

[ALMOST asks how

too curious]

What's a 'high school yearbook quote'?

shit thats easy
so basically high school is basic education where graduation hinges on attendance
and because you form important social bonds there
people make yearbooks describing the acrid shitty stuff they do during the year in their cliques full of douches
and next to your photo you gotta have a quote
something inspiring or ironic or just completely unfunny because you dont have a brain stem
shit like that

Shouldn't you also learn something at a school?

What about you? What was your quote?

didnt finish high school
got caught up in a whole magic video game and two universes exploding blah blah aliens
seriously would have preferred high school at any rate though
even with the possibility of getting my shit handed to me on a daily basis by some roided up stereotypical jock haha

Lesser of two evils, huh?

not in the least
i just deal with mystical bullshit better than normal shit like that apparently

How does it translate here? There's some weird things going on.

theres crazy ass magic all over here but its not in your face 24/7
so you could chill listen to some music unwind
do the whole prep on the deck just in case of storms or fuckin krakens again
but otherwise not worry about
oh am i gonna turn into a psycho murderer today
or
i hope i dont need to hug somebody or ill freeze to death
not everyday but
more like a passing trend
your just on time for a fad and just when you get there with your pump light up sneakers
your turned up neon fitted hat
and your ridiculous sewn together sleeve combo tshirt
hey its normal time again

[Just because she's not sure how to actually respond;]

I'm partial to trivia, actually.

What's a kraken?

big octopus monster
eats ships
we fought a bunch like
shit i forgot how long ago
long enough ago that my short term memory kicked in and nearly erased it from my database

[Great. That wasn't going to make shard hunting any easier.]

Any other sea monsters I should know about?

i think if your ready for kraken
then you dont really need to be prepped for much else

[She punched a giant centipede to death she can handle big octopus. Probably.]

You never know.

oh right cannibals
word of advice
if someone invites you to dinner be sure to clarify that theyre not gonna murder you and eat you
itll save you from havin to burn down an island

What about sandwiches and tea?

im guessin that shits off the table if they opt to try and eat you
but hey if its offered go for it

If someone really does try to eat me, they'll wish they hadn't.

Thank you for all the information, [She doesn't have a name.]

High school yearbook quote-san.

i get that its totally a joke but i approve of that nickname

Glad to hear it, since I don't have your actual name.

that just aint a complaint i ever hear
feel free to call me high school yearbook quote-san
given that ive already amassed too many nicknames and like mr creosote
im about to fuckin explode from the excess trickery ive unfolded