[Oh, it's melting... What a slow and terrible death that would be if it actually was a living thing.
So, calmly, he pops it partway into his mouth and severs it through the middle. It stops moving instantly, and there's no doubt from the taste that it's made of nothing but chocolate.
He holds the bottom half as he chews, giving it the oddest of looks, as he isn't sure how to feel about this candy overall.]
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So, calmly, he pops it partway into his mouth and severs it through the middle. It stops moving instantly, and there's no doubt from the taste that it's made of nothing but chocolate.
He holds the bottom half as he chews, giving it the oddest of looks, as he isn't sure how to feel about this candy overall.]