dersite_dj: (Default)
Dave Strider - turntechGodhead ([personal profile] dersite_dj) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-02-09 11:51 am

written;

so ive come a conclusion
seems like halloween and christmas got a whiff of the ol weird magic circumstances
who wants to wager some sort of valentines monster comes out of the woodwork
eats a village or something
i mean it sounds better than the alternative
which is everyone being dead single for valentines day
seriously what are the chances you guys are hitting anything atm
me im cripplingly lonely for valentines day
i mean for three years running i wasnt exactly single
but whats the point when you date aliens who dont follow usa standards of holidays
even trying to explain holidays like that fly right past the heads of strange ass extra terrestrials
hot as they may be
anyway i was goin somewhere with this
basically im advertisin my captains strange little valentines mixer
all you lonely losers not gettin any should totally hit this up
if youre gonna be alone for vday
might as well be alone with a bunch of other repressed douches
get my drift
alright
malfoy out
yatteyanyo: ((unsure))

[voice]

[personal profile] yatteyanyo 2014-02-09 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I had read, briefly, about this strange holiday back home. Another invention of a modern era, I suppose. It is true, yes, that on this day the men are meant to give chocolate out to the women in their lives, intimate or otherwise?

[Voice]

[personal profile] grandlineswag 2014-02-09 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this what passes for proper grammatical structure, where you're from?
hisoldtricks: (022 || Thor)

[personal profile] hisoldtricks 2014-02-09 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What a shining advertisement you give. Surely it will attract many.

[This is audio because text cannot convey the sarcasm in his words right.]
Edited 2014-02-09 20:56 (UTC)
redcinemareel: (Grell: angry flailing)

Very Much Audio

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2014-02-09 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS IS NOT THAT SORT OF EVENT YOU DIMWIT! DON'T INCLUDE US IN YOUR LONELY LITTLE ADVERTS!

[Don't make her hug you, Dave Malfoy.]
fierybluebird: (can you believe this guy?)

[Voice]

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2014-02-10 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
As charming as your sometimes terrifying captain can be, I hate wearing red.

[No really, that's his reason.]
fierybluebird: (lazily mocking you)

written;

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2014-02-10 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Marco. Robin is the red-breasted Straw Hat archaeologist.

Red isn't masculine at all, mate. Red is the color of Shanks, blood, and clay.

Give me blue for sky and sea any day.

[Or purple because Marco is obsessed with colors.]
whiteas: (Some rescue loser.)

written;

[personal profile] whiteas 2014-02-10 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
You're having a Valentine's Party?

[ She wants to go. She likes events like that. Festivals, parties, fun times. ]

I wouldn't be going to try to find a date or anything, but if the Shepherd is still around I might show up.
fierybluebird: (arms folded)

written;

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2014-02-10 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Saturday what?
thethundersaid: (Default)

[written]

[personal profile] thethundersaid 2014-02-10 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Not touching the rest of that, but:]

Malfoy?
whiteas: (I can't stand by this.)

written;

[personal profile] whiteas 2014-02-10 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to think about that.

[ She is definitely going to find a way to bathe and clean her clothes somehow before then though... Even if he said it's not necessary and it'll take an an entire day, Weiss Schnee will find a way. ]

Anyway, what were you talking about dating aliens for? That seems like something that would get more than a little awkward.
thethundersaid: (Default)

[written]

[personal profile] thethundersaid 2014-02-10 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
We have a Draco Malfoy on board. You're another one of him?
fierybluebird: (deadpan forever)

written;

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2014-02-10 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Stop.

Save what little of chance you have left of convincing me your world and era isn't completely insane and I never want to see it.

More to the point, I reiterate my previous statement that red is for Shanks. And if you knew him, you wouldn't wish to emulate him either.
yatteyanyo: (give me a star to reach for)

Re: [voice]

[personal profile] yatteyanyo 2014-02-10 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
-Prepare for a long, whistful sigh.- It sounds rather nice, in spite of your odd description. I wish my prince were here to enjoy it with me...
hoodwinking: (Default)

written;

[personal profile] hoodwinking 2014-02-10 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Cheer up! Look at it this way, that's one less gift you have to buy this month.
melodyssong: (pic#7273627)

written;

[personal profile] melodyssong 2014-02-10 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Since I didn't actually have a clue what Valentines is, I'm not really bothered, but I guess if the other crewmates want to go, I'll take them.

Don't let being single get you down Sometimes it's probably the good idea.
Edited 2014-02-10 07:22 (UTC)
redcinemareel: (Grell: OH HELL NO!)

written;

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2014-02-10 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Metaphors...metaphors. These metaphors are crude and a slap in the face to proper English! Plus she had no clue what he was really saying.]

No, I'm not!

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