[006 || Voice]

[serving_love]

[It's been awhile since they made their last comments to the journal from inside the kraken, and since then they've busted out, nearly drowned getting to the surface, and then probably nearly drowned all over again in their search for land, but they've finally managed to find an island and Sanji has basically been a collapsed pile of shitty jelly on the beach for a good hour or so now.

It's a combination of hunger and the absence of sound (read: Luffy) that finally has him groaning and forcing himself to sit up, plus he figures they should probably update their nakama on their status again, since it's been a good day or two since they've spoken to any of them.

...And seriously, where the hell did Luffy fuck off to?

Well. Whatever.

Sanji tiredly pulls out his journal, flips it open to whatever blank page it decides to land on, and leaves his message.]

Yo. Still ain't dead. On an island who the hell knows where. I think we—

[A sudden, familiar sounding "Wahoo!" interrupts him from somewhere, and Sanji looks around to see a dust cloud in the distance. He stares at it, watching as it gets bigger and bigger.

"SaaaAAAAAAANNNNNNN—"

...Ah, shit. He knows who that is. But.

Is that...?

"—JJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"

Annnd that's about when a big ol' turtle zooms by with Luffy sitting cheerily on the damn thing's shell, until it crashes smack into Sanji and sends the journal flying from his hands.]

Comments

[hiken]

Ugh.

Old guy farts...

[Something pinged in Ace's mind.]

Is that why they call them 'Old Farts'?

[allendsmeat]

[fist palm] That's gotta be it.

[oh but wait] But, Ace, we fart all the time, too. Maybe you fart more as you get older... [thinks about this]

Hey, can you light yours on fire?!

[hiken]

Hey, who knows? But, little brothers who get eaten up by Krakens don't get to see cool things like that.

[allendsmeat]

...Kraken? dunno anything about a kraken

[hiken]

Ehhh. So, where were you? In a whale's stomach?

[allendsmeat]

No it was a kraken. But it was cool. Ace would have liked it. There was treasure and everything which is better than a fart on fire. [except it isn't] Aaace I wanna seeeee.

[hiken]

Maybe. We'll see--if Sanji doesn't kill you first, anyway.

'Course, now I'm wonderin' why a Kraken's eatin' treasure.

[allendsmeat]

Maybe it was hungry? Though gold doesn't taste very good. Anyway it's too late to ask it cuz we popped it.

[hiken]

Ugh, I kept tellin' you not to eat that gold.

Still, I figured as much. Gettin' pooped out of a Kraken--you'd definitely tell me about that.

[allendsmeat]

I was hungry. [pout] Anyway I don't wanna be pooped out of a kraken. That would be gross. Worse than being pooped out of a bear.

[not that he has been but he imagines bear poop is almost as bad as kraken poop. Maybe he can ask Bepo one day]

[no comment]

[bepobear]

[DON'T ASK STUPID THINGS!]

[no comment]

[hiken]

[LET ME EAT YOU]

[hiken]

Ah. Now I remember.

[These two brothers would never finish one conversation.]

Can I eat your bear?

[allendsmeat]

He's not my bear. He's that guy's nakama. Anyway he was the one who helped me not die so I owe him a lot.

[hiken]

Whose nakama?

You gotta tell me more than one part of the story.

[allendsmeat]

That room guy and okay but which story do you wanna hear?

[hiken]

...[Ace nearly went cross-eyed.]

Nevermind. You're really bad at stories, anyway.

[allendsmeat]

Okay! [he's not sure which part Ace wants to hear and he always gets stories messed up] Na, Ace. Do you have a doctor?

[hiken]

Eh, sort of. I guess Leanne's our musician and our doctor at the same time.

'Cause, she healed me just a little bit ago and she didn't use medicine.

[allendsmeat]

Oh okay. I'll rely on her then. [nod nod] Don't eat her either.

[hiken]

Oi, she's not a bear.

Anyway, you're the only one lookin' to eat bird people. Marco still whimpers in his sleep about that.

[allendsmeat]

He's pineapple chicken. Anyway I don't wanna eat him, just taste him. [there's a difference]

[hiken]

Oh, please. Since when did you just taste? Hell, when do you even taste?

You could stuff a bear in your mouth and swallow it all at once.

But, don't, cause I wanna.

[allendsmeat]

You can't eat Bepo because he saved my life. If you wanna eat a bear I'll find you an even tastier one.

[hiken]

...Nah.

...

Pinkie Pie made me a bunch of chocolate chip pancakes.