[Voice]

[model_prisoner]

[There's a bit of a pause as he tries to think up something to say. He feels pretty stupid, talking into a book.]

Huh...Well, that was a hell of a thing. Wish more towns welcomed me with a free-for-all. Guess these guys are giving us the low-tech approach, huh? Can't say I'm much of writer, so I guess the fact that these things take dictation is pretty lucky.

Gotta' say, I didn't expect to wake up in the light of the sun. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a hell of a lot more scenic than the inside of a cell. Just a bit of mood whiplash. Funny, usually I'm the guy who decides when I leave.

Anyway, I guess I need to get on somebody's crew. Way I figure, as long as I have food in my belly and plenty of guys to fight, I'll be fine. Not really much of a "material possession" kinda' guy, you know? I learn quick and I'm plenty strong.

Anybody got room on a crew for someone like that?

Comments

Voice

[to_theleft]

...

...That's just disappointing. You should make up something better.

Re: Voice

[model_prisoner]

Why? I don't care about impressin' anyone.

Voice

[to_theleft]

You're throwing away a golden opportunity to have an exciting backstory! Anyone would be glad to have that!

Re: Voice

[model_prisoner]

I'm not good at lyin', either.

Voice

[to_theleft]

You don't have to lie - just don't tell people the disappointing truth. Say something mysterious like "I can't tell you" instead!

Re: Voice

[model_prisoner]

But I can tell them. That in itself is a lie.

Voice

[to_theleft]

I'm starting to understand why you got caught. Are you sure you didn't just immediately turn yourself in?

Re: Voice

[model_prisoner]

I was too busy beating up people to do that. I just didn't fight it when they finally caught up with me.

Voice

[to_theleft]

Lame.

I'm just going to pretend that you're lying in order to cover up your secret past.

Re: Voice

[model_prisoner]

Whatever works, pal.