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piratejournal2014-01-17 08:23 am
hollywood_bro) wrote in piratejournal2014-01-17 08:23 am
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[written]
searching for coral is boring
what do i know about diving and finding things underwater?
it takes forever
my mood is as black as this coral.
i wanted to do things this month
i was gonna recruit some new crew members
set sail
maybe search for treasure
now i can't.
on top of that my only crewmate disappeared
he's usually never gone for more than a few days
but it's been like
weeks now
what kind of captain has no crew?
i guess i'm gonna have to do the jack sparrow thing
i am a captain
it doesn't matter if i have no ship and no crew
i do have a ship though
it's a small one but at least it isn't sinking
i know how to sail it but i don't know how to navigate
who can read these maps anyway?
is anyone willing to take on an extra person to the fortress?
i have two pieces of black coral.
what do i know about diving and finding things underwater?
it takes forever
my mood is as black as this coral.
i wanted to do things this month
i was gonna recruit some new crew members
set sail
maybe search for treasure
now i can't.
on top of that my only crewmate disappeared
he's usually never gone for more than a few days
but it's been like
weeks now
what kind of captain has no crew?
i guess i'm gonna have to do the jack sparrow thing
i am a captain
it doesn't matter if i have no ship and no crew
i do have a ship though
it's a small one but at least it isn't sinking
i know how to sail it but i don't know how to navigate
who can read these maps anyway?
is anyone willing to take on an extra person to the fortress?
i have two pieces of black coral.
[written]
picture this dude
sbahj the movoie
with ben stiller as sweet bro
owen wilson as hella jeff
donald glover as geromy
i had an up and coming actress play sweet bro's mom
but i swear once our makeup artists were done with her she looked like amy winehouse
i even had pamela anderson make an appearance as the foxy slunt
would've used paris hilton
but i didn't want to work with her even for a 5-minute scene
got some sick footage of tony hawk in there too.
[written]
that is the fucking
worst thing ive ever heard in my life
i love that whole idea
from beginning to end
like the worlds perfect story
[written]
it was such a hit i started churning out sequels every year
at least until the batterwitch killed ben stiller
thought i was fucked because who could ever replace him?
maybe adam sandler
he looks like shit with stubble but that's the point
don't know a damn thing about hanukkah though
so i recycled old footage of ben stiller instead
then she killed donald glover and i was like
oh hell no
this means war
you are going down bitch
and the icp is going with you.
[written]
i dunno
not 'start a war' awesome
i guess id have to meet him or something
but i gotta ask
did you release the movies on vhs instead of dvd
that was always my plan
at least in my childish fantasies
[written]
it was so touching everyone bawled their eyes out
his death was a national fucking tragedy.
thought about it
maybe i would have if they were just movies
but i had all kinds of anti-crocker corp stuff in there to counter the subliminal messages the batterwitch put in her products
it was kind of important for people to watch them
so i made the movies available in every format i could think of
vhs dvd blu ray
jpeg artifacts at maximum resolution
the pixelization gets even shittier if you watch it in high-def.