[written]

[hollywood_bro]

searching for coral is boring
what do i know about diving and finding things underwater?
it takes forever
my mood is as black as this coral.
i wanted to do things this month
i was gonna recruit some new crew members
set sail
maybe search for treasure
now i can't.
on top of that my only crewmate disappeared
he's usually never gone for more than a few days
but it's been like
weeks now
what kind of captain has no crew?
i guess i'm gonna have to do the jack sparrow thing
i am a captain
it doesn't matter if i have no ship and no crew
i do have a ship though
it's a small one but at least it isn't sinking
i know how to sail it but i don't know how to navigate
who can read these maps anyway?
is anyone willing to take on an extra person to the fortress?
i have two pieces of black coral.

Comments

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

believe it or not i was happy to be brought here
sure the lack of technology sucks
but the pirate theme is kinda cool and i don't even mind the period clothing
i can totally pull it off.
can't get away from sea witches though
it doesn't matter if they're alien sea witches in skin tight bodysuits
or creepy human witches in dark capes and hoods
it's like whoever is in charge of fate sat down one day and said
this dude is destined to have his shit wrecked by salty sea bitches.

[ooc: Sorry for his rambling! I'm sure the last thing Kyouya needs is another whiny blond to put up with.]

[written]

[hostclubshadowking]

Before this place, I was lucky enough to never have to deal with real magic. This is not an improvement, especially not with the lack of technology.

[Writing, at least, allows him control. He doesn't have to hide his tone. He doesn't have to conceal his expressions. It's all very filtered with minimal effort for him.

Thankfully.]

(ooc: Kyouya hates everything right now, so... IT'S ALL COOL.)

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

can't say the same since i used to have all kinds of crazy time powers
magic is weird but you get used to it
i'm already used to writing in this journal and i don't even like it
wish i could use my iphone.

[written]

[hostclubshadowking]

I'd kill for my phone. Especially if it worked and let me call my staff. Like my security. I'd love having them here.

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

the last thing i'd want to do is talk to anyone i work with
they can all fuck off especially my publicist
i guess i'd talk to donald glover though
he was awesome.

[written]

[hostclubshadowking]

I have a private security force of three, a family-shared security force of a hundred. I would very much like to be able to contact them.

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

i can see how the security force would be helpful
i only have a few bodyguards but they're pretty useless
nowhere near my skill level
i just keep them around so i don't have to draw my sword in public.

[written]

[hostclubshadowking]

My own staff is invaluable. I will have to see that their pay is increased accordingly once I return.