piratejournal | Birthday List v2.0! [Voice/Text]

Hey, everybody, it's me, Hajime! I didn't do a birthday post last month because everybody was so busy with their visit to Isla Empieza. We were on Phantasia, so sorry we missed you all! We'll all need to get together again some other time.

Anyway, now that it's a new year, it's time for a new BIRTHDAY LIST! Lots of people on the old list went home, so it's super short now. Let's all work together to make it big again!

[She then copies down the names of people from old list that she knows haven't left (in actual chronological order this time!)]

JANUARY
2 - Gaius
6 - Roxas

FEBRUARY
~~2 - Rin~~
16 - Elissa
~~22 - Homura~~

MARCH
27 - Lea

APRIL
??? - Mitsuhide
1 - Pinkie Pie
7 - Harlock
14 - Maribelle

MAY
7 - Vyse

JUNE
9 - Itachi
10 - Codi

JULY
6 - Namur
7 - Susumu Kodai
16 - Selphie
23 - Sasuke

AUGUST
~~1 - Boris~~
~~20 - Olivia~~

SEPTEMBER
27 - Clementine

OCTOBER
~~8 - Zozo~~

NOVEMBER
3 - Keimi
13 - Henry
24 - Me!

DECEMBER
~~3 - Cap'n Di-Stri~~
17 - Ban

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'cause I like learning new stuff about my friends! My hobbies are collage and papercraft and decorating and now superheroing! Though I guess that's more of a job than a hobby!

[HOLY FUCK, DOES SHE HAVE A MUTE BUTTON]

Hold on a sec. Where did you get the idea of us being "friends"? ... And what the hell is that "superheroing" crap all about?

[Nope. And she's not explaining why Ragna is her friend, either. They just are! That's how it is!]

I'm a superhero! As a Gatchaman, it's my duty to keep the Earth safe from aliens and stuff! Isn't that exciting?!

[Hopefully she didn't really expect Ragna to get all excited over something like that, as he finds it completely unbelievable.]

... You're kidding, right?

Not at all! I can transform and everything! I should have shown you guys when you were here, since it looks really cool. You would have been totally impressed!

[And she actually is telling the truth about the whole superhero thing, which is the scariest part.]

["Impressed" isn't the right word.]

This is the dumbest thing I've heard while here, and I've heard loads of bullshit.

It's not dumb! You should ask our captain or Mitsuhide about it. They've seen it! Just wait, the next time everyone is in trouble, I'll ZOOM! in and save the day!

[Come to think of it, Mitsuhide and Motochika are the only ones left who've seen her transform. Everyone else she showed her G-suit off to has gone home. That's kinda sad.]

Sorry, not interested.

[She could be a magical girl princess from the moon for all he cares and he still wouldn't give shit.]

That's okay! There's still time!

... Time for what?

For you to get excited about SUPERHEROES~!

...

[Please tell him you're not serious, Hajime.]

Thanks, but no thanks.

[She's always serious, but she'll let you off the hook for now, Ragrumpy.]

Whatever you say! Bye, Ragrumpy!

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