Birthday List v2.0! [Voice/Text]

[collagehero]

Hey, everybody, it's me, Hajime! I didn't do a birthday post last month because everybody was so busy with their visit to Isla Empieza. We were on Phantasia, so sorry we missed you all! We'll all need to get together again some other time.

Anyway, now that it's a new year, it's time for a new BIRTHDAY LIST! Lots of people on the old list went home, so it's super short now. Let's all work together to make it big again!

[She then copies down the names of people from old list that she knows haven't left (in actual chronological order this time!)]

JANUARY
2 - Gaius
6 - Roxas

FEBRUARY
2 - Rin
16 - Elissa
22 - Homura

MARCH
27 - Lea

APRIL
??? - Mitsuhide
1 - Pinkie Pie
7 - Harlock
14 - Maribelle

MAY
7 - Vyse

JUNE
9 - Itachi
10 - Codi

JULY
6 - Namur
7 - Susumu Kodai
16 - Selphie
23 - Sasuke

AUGUST
1 - Boris
20 - Olivia

SEPTEMBER
27 - Clementine

OCTOBER
8 - Zozo

NOVEMBER
3 - Keimi
13 - Henry
24 - Me!

DECEMBER
3 - Cap'n Di-Stri
17 - Ban

Comments

[Voice]

[collagehero]

I do I do! Decorating is my specialty, but I can cook too! Getting everything ready is just as much fun as the actual party!

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Hell yeah, what crew y' on, girlie?

[Voice]

[collagehero]

Morale Officer and Chief Decorator Hajime Ichinose of the Koumyou, formerly of the Mahi Mahi Iwatobi-chan at your service!

[She cackles raucously.]

That sounded all serious and official-y didn't it?! Didn't it?!

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Uhh...

[No.]

Sounded like somethin' else, that's for damn sure. Mind puttin' all that in normal talk? Ain't exactly what y'd call well ejjikated.

[Voice]

[collagehero]

No problem! I'm Hajime! Nice ta meetcha!

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Now see? Weren't that a hell of a lot easier t' say? Back at y' Hajime. How y' gettin' 'long with yer crew?

[Voice]

[collagehero]

Great! We're all happy and we get along really well! Except when Mitsuhide is making the sadface and Rin is all OLYMPICS! GRRRR!

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

The hell're Oh-limb-picks?

[Voice]

[collagehero]

It's this big sports competition! People from all over the world compete against each other and win medals and stuff! I really only watch the opening and closing ceremonies and the figure skating in the winter, but Rin's super serious about it.

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Huh, sounds kind a cool. Kinda like a Davy Back Fight, sheheheh! Only in a Davy Back Fight y' win crewmates, not medals.

[Voice]

[collagehero]

There's a game where you can win crewmates?! I wanna play! We're gonna get a bigger boat, so it would be great to have new friends!

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Yeah, but only if y' win. If y' lose an even one a yer crew gets taken away, an' usually they start with the strongest or most useful, which puts y' at a disadvantage for the next game.

[Voice]

[collagehero]

But then if everyone on one crew lost, wouldn't everyone end up on the same crew anyway?

Re: [Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Gotta serve under the new captain. An' he's prob'ly a dick if he's pickin' off yer crew one at a time in Davy Backs.

[Voice]

[collagehero]

[She hasn't listened to a captain yet, so this doesn't exactly put her off.]

Maybe he just needs more friends and he doesn't know how to make them.