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piratejournal2014-01-02 10:55 pm
hiken) wrote in piratejournal2014-01-02 10:55 pm
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Audio; Backdated to 1/1/14
[The audio on this post comes on abruptly, the noises of a bar and voices from patrons coming out to paint a picture for Ace's accident mix-up, here.]
--But, they don't pay us proper wages! My boss sits around in his office and sleeps then comes out and yells at us to say we ain't assemblin' parts quick enough!
[Ace was listening to someone talk, responding once in awhile with a dull tone.]
Ehhh. Well, maybe you should tell him you oughta get paid more. I'd kick his ass for bein' lazy.
K-Kick his ass? I'd get arrested, wouldn't I?
Yeah, if you got caught and they followed you long enough.
[Out of nowhere, Luffy chimed in.] Na, Ace. Ace. Naaaa, Aaacceeee! Na, Ace. Na, Ace. Na, Ace. Na, Ace.
That's--Mister Portgas, I'd get caught easy! There's security all over the place!
Well, if you gotta, you could go in a group and split up when you're done. A big group can get away, because most security folks would just be concerned about breakin' you up for public safety.
[Again, Luffy interrupted.] I'm pickin' your nooooose.
[Ace's voice was muffled, nasally because he then had two thumbs stuck in his nostrils.]
Plus, if you want, you could probably make off with his cash to even things out a bit. If you get paid less initially, you could make up for it like that.
That's... We could do more than that! Damn it--we could take the factory if we wanted! No, the island! We could teach those noble bastards in the skyline what's what!
I wasn't sayin' that. Jeez, you got really ambitious quick.
C'mon, Mister Portgas! You sound like you know how to run a revolution!
What? I was just tellin' you to rough the guy up. Seriously, how'd that idea escalate this far??
Ace, I'm hungrryyyyy!! [There were some screams--the sound of rubber snapping back and forth as he grabbed food off of plates. People screamed and a few glasses went flying in their direction. The guy Ace was talking to took this as an offense.]
You wanna stop us, asshole!? We're not gonna let you mess up our plans! Mister Portgas, let's show these assholes we mean business!
You're not listening!!!
Acceeeeeeee!!!! [There, the sound of a dull thud. Luffy reached for some of Ace's food and this earned a punch.] AHHH, that hurt!! Jerk!
[Then, a few more thuds and the sound of plates and glasses smashing on the ground.]
Don't touch my food!
[The audio cut off just as the chaos started to really reach a boiling point. Anyone nearby the slums on Aeolipile would be able to see the chaos in and around the bar, leading to one random home getting set on fire in one factory worker's drunken rampage. Ace and Luffy could also be witnessed fleeing from security in a small 2-man biplane with flapping wings, powered by bicycle pedals at the bottom of it. Both were wearing aviator hats and goggles(with their own original hats on top of them) along with big fuzzy jackets. Someone was obviously getting into the SKY CAPTAIN FROM YESTERYEAR theme.]
--But, they don't pay us proper wages! My boss sits around in his office and sleeps then comes out and yells at us to say we ain't assemblin' parts quick enough!
[Ace was listening to someone talk, responding once in awhile with a dull tone.]
Ehhh. Well, maybe you should tell him you oughta get paid more. I'd kick his ass for bein' lazy.
K-Kick his ass? I'd get arrested, wouldn't I?
Yeah, if you got caught and they followed you long enough.
[Out of nowhere, Luffy chimed in.] Na, Ace. Ace. Naaaa, Aaacceeee! Na, Ace. Na, Ace. Na, Ace. Na, Ace.
That's--Mister Portgas, I'd get caught easy! There's security all over the place!
Well, if you gotta, you could go in a group and split up when you're done. A big group can get away, because most security folks would just be concerned about breakin' you up for public safety.
[Again, Luffy interrupted.] I'm pickin' your nooooose.
[Ace's voice was muffled, nasally because he then had two thumbs stuck in his nostrils.]
Plus, if you want, you could probably make off with his cash to even things out a bit. If you get paid less initially, you could make up for it like that.
That's... We could do more than that! Damn it--we could take the factory if we wanted! No, the island! We could teach those noble bastards in the skyline what's what!
I wasn't sayin' that. Jeez, you got really ambitious quick.
C'mon, Mister Portgas! You sound like you know how to run a revolution!
What? I was just tellin' you to rough the guy up. Seriously, how'd that idea escalate this far??
Ace, I'm hungrryyyyy!! [There were some screams--the sound of rubber snapping back and forth as he grabbed food off of plates. People screamed and a few glasses went flying in their direction. The guy Ace was talking to took this as an offense.]
You wanna stop us, asshole!? We're not gonna let you mess up our plans! Mister Portgas, let's show these assholes we mean business!
You're not listening!!!
Acceeeeeeee!!!! [There, the sound of a dull thud. Luffy reached for some of Ace's food and this earned a punch.] AHHH, that hurt!! Jerk!
[Then, a few more thuds and the sound of plates and glasses smashing on the ground.]
Don't touch my food!
[The audio cut off just as the chaos started to really reach a boiling point. Anyone nearby the slums on Aeolipile would be able to see the chaos in and around the bar, leading to one random home getting set on fire in one factory worker's drunken rampage. Ace and Luffy could also be witnessed fleeing from security in a small 2-man biplane with flapping wings, powered by bicycle pedals at the bottom of it. Both were wearing aviator hats and goggles(with their own original hats on top of them) along with big fuzzy jackets. Someone was obviously getting into the SKY CAPTAIN FROM YESTERYEAR theme.]
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If you're going to start a revolution, kid, try not to broadcast it. [he knows he didn't mean to start it, but seriously... what the hell]
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[For once, Ace wasn't going to take responsibility for some OTHER guy being crazy. Only when it was his OWN crazy...]
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[Marco nudges Ikki and heads out to get the ships ready.]
[Just a day, just an ordinary day...]
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[Ace suddenly grabbed Luffy by the shoulder, realizing their plane was coming back to the Sun a LITTLE too fast...]
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[CAREENING]
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[Turning into a full phoenix still wouldn't be enough to bat them away with pure air pressure, and he has a feeling he's going to get squished no matter what.]
[Eh fuck it, maybe he'll just kick that contraption into the ocean and let someone stop them from drowning.]
[Yeah, that sounds like a good plan.]
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[make it stop! He doesn't like losing food]
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LET 'IM PUNCH Y', Y' CAN EAT MORE MEAT LATER WHEN Y' AIN'T SLOSHED!
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Shit, don't y' even know yer own shitty limit when it comes t' liquor?
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All the meaat...make it stooop.
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On what?! The-
OH SHIT!
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[And then the biplane crashed into the deck, destroying Ace's chalkboard and a handful of floor boards.]
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zzzzzz
action;
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Then, he threw them at Thatch.]
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Had I known you were this much fun, I would have visited sooner!
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[That was really abrupt!]
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What are you both blabbering on about?!
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LUFFY, JUST HOLD IT IN!
no subject
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Couple a li'l shit, both a 'em, sheheheh!
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[Granted, the shit-eating grin on Namur's face probably isn't very reassuring.]
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[Ace, who was currently tangled in a fishing net hanging by the mast, stared at his journal.]
...Who's this?
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Maribelle, of the Shepheds.
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[He remained in the net, as it was comfortable.]
Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Ace.