[Voice] & Action for the Straw Hats / Spades

[fierybluebird]

[Option A: Voice]

Did anyone else wake up this morning like they were auditioning to play the part of my Pops?

My tattoo grew another mustache facing the opposite direction. Pretty neat trick I must say.

While my crew decided to soak in various hot springs, I took a trip to see what the island had in store for literature and history. I'm willing to share if I can interest anyone, eh.

[Option B: Action]

[Meanwhile, refusing to actually get in the water where he would sink like a rock, Marco is chilling out in phoenix form in a nest of fluffy towels, reading a book where it won't get splashed.]

[No really.]

[There's a pretty big bird in a nest of towels reading a book and acting like this is a normal thing.]

[Spoilers: It's seriously not normal.]

Comments

[om_nom_namur]

Sheheheheheh!!!!!

[He shields his face with his arm and haki, and reaches around to grab Marco over his back.]

Decided t' come have a swim with me did y'? Let's go!

[Namur picks up his feet and leans back, slipping in to the warm mineral water and dragging Marco along with him.]

[fierybluebird]

[EYES WIDEN AND HE TAKES A QUICK BREATH!]

[He trusts Namur though, so he doesn't completely lose his shit, just utterly stills other than a protesting, slightly scared chirp.]

[Don't let him drown bro ;~;]

[om_nom_namur]

[As if he'd let Marco drown. Psh. Namur pops right back up, holding Marco's head above water and snickering.]

Check it out, turkey-sharkfin soup.

[fierybluebird]

[Hisses irritably and headbutts him since that's the only part he can move.]

[om_nom_namur]

Aww, don't be sore, bro. Anyone drinks the water now they'll get fish breath an' shit sparkles for a week!

[fierybluebird]

[FLAT STARE.]

[How is that supposed to be comforting or dry his phoenix feathers? HUH? HUH?]

[You suck.]

[om_nom_namur]

[Cuz it's awesome, come on!]

Bro, yer givin' me a seriously intense stare there. Ain't gonna kiss me or somethin', right? Cuz we had that talk before...

[And he winks, because he's a turd.]

[fierybluebird]

[HEADBUTTS!]

[And gives a bunch of angry swan squawks and bitching.]

[Dumb bros D:<]

[om_nom_namur]

Sheheheh! Don't got any idea what yer tryin' t' say there, Feathershit. Take a deeeeep breath.

[Cuz Namur's going underwater. Again.]

[fierybluebird]

[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

[SPLOOSH.]

[No air....]

[Wet phoenix is disgruntled phoenix.]

[om_nom_namur]

[Shoosh, this is a relaxing bath. You will be clean and extra sparkly when you get done. So there.]

[fierybluebird]

[He does like clean and sparkly.]

[But you're still mean.]

[Meanie Namur.]