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scurveydog ([personal profile] scurveydog) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2013-09-10 02:48 am

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Well, looks like all eyes and ears haven't been deceivin' me. I been wonderin' if it all be true, and here ye lot are. Well fancy that.

My name be none 'o yours, but ye can call me Scurvey Dog. 'Tis my job, much forced upon me by greater pain in the arse powers, that I be givin' you weather and news nigh about once a week. Whether not ye read it is yer own affair.

Weather is of no use to you lads and lassies right now. It be fair sailin' fer several days outside Empieza, but my bones tell me there be a rough patch comin'.

News? Well, ye lot are the news. The Navy hain't stirred yet but they be grumblin' like a sleepin' giant. Most important news for ye right now is to make sail at the latest by Saturday or the natives won't take too kindly too ye. May even bring out the big pitchforks and won't that be a sight?

That be about all, I reckon.

[there is a lengthy pause. Is that all?]

Now I hain't suppose' to be doin' this, but I'll answer one question a week. First question any 'o you lot ask is the first question I'll answer. Rest 'o ye can bugger off. I hain't got time to be muckin' about in this fiddly book.

[and after a while new writing appears looking harsher.]

Let it be known that a certain bilge rat has been banned from question askin' fer a month. I was a frog's breath from bannin' the lot 'o ye, but it hain't yer fault yer in this mess, so I'll be lenient.

In the future, take yer sass somewhere else, ye ungrateful nitwits.
elementofcupcakes: (Pony Pinkie: ooooooooh! PRETTY!)

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[personal profile] elementofcupcakes 2013-09-10 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Is there really a Candy Mountain?!

[Yes, this is important!!]

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hostclubshadowking: (Silently judging)

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[personal profile] hostclubshadowking 2013-09-10 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well. [His voice is perfectly calm, perfectly controlled. He even manages to sound a little amused.] That certainly is an interesting question.

[Are you a moron?! We could have found out how to get home!]

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Did you really just ask that?

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[personal profile] fabnguns 2013-09-10 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[If there was anything that deserves a facepalm, this question was it.

So Pinkie, have the sound of a facepalm at you.]

Why did you waste a question like that?
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reluctantjinrou: (Anger)

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[Even Natsuno can manage an incredulous tone of voice.]

That's the question you want to ask most?!

((OOC: Oops wrong spot. :)))

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[Oh goddammit.]

What is wrong with you?

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carptricks: (How the music can free her)

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[personal profile] carptricks 2013-09-10 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

Seriously?

[+1 to the train of people commenting to this question in disbelief]

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mostwanted: (I love Ice T on SVU.)

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Quick! Let's ruin every resource we have for getting home as quickly as possible!

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[personal profile] alkemia 2013-09-10 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, there... Well, I won't really ask why you chose that question. But I'm sure that you know, there's many of us here who are waiting for chances for real answers.

Many of us here are getting worried of what's happening back at our homes, what's happening to our friends and family, or what else is important to each of us in our own place. If you had a good reason for asking that, then I won't push the issue further.

But I wish you reconsidered everyone's position, too. Wouldn't it be better if we all received answers to what's going on as soon as possible? Staying week after week in an unknown place, doesn't seem worrying?

I'll direct the same to everyone else, too. I hope that someone steps up correctly for the next week's chance.
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not here!

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also not here!

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donthithimintheballs: (III Reaction: Upset)

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[UG, what is that sound? Her voice is so loud.]

[Have a grouch in reply]


Do us a favor, kid. Keep your mouth shut next time.

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rikuheyriku: (Sheepish; heh heh~;;;)

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Maybe... next time you should let someone else have a turn, okay?

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[At first there is just quiet but lengthy laughter. Then Descry catches his breath. He doesn't say anything, but the following text appears in flowing handwriting.]

What is Candy Mountain?

That question was for the vivacious young lady, not the dog with scurvy.

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Are you out of your mind? THIS is the first thing that passes through that mass of useless meat you call a brain?
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Candy Moun...

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There's one of you everywhere, isn't there.

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grizzly_tea: (Wh-What?!)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2013-09-10 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
... Of course that's what you asked.

[Somehow... she just knew this kind of thing would happen... and that it would be Pinkie.]
justguidelines: (☠ that guys swears he will walk)

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[Really, he was just going to chalk it up to you being an idiot, Pinkie Pie, but seriously now. Seriously. You could have asked any other question in the world, and he'd be less inclined to give you a verbal tear-down.

But since you didn't ask any other question in the world, guess what.]


Aye ye daft, then? Are ye so completely stupid and self-absorbed, then, that you purposely chose the most inane, nonsensical, stupid question your tiny little brain could churn out like so much bilge?

Did, perhaps, ye stop to think that there be those far brighter, far more clever, and with two bits of brains to rub between their fingers - unlike yourself - before you opened your great stupid mouth and let words just tumble free, willy-nilly, with no thoughts to the consequences or sheer stupidity of what you were about to say.

Of course not. Thank you, ye great bloody sloth-brained dimwit. Thank you. Because if you hadn't asked that stupid, inane, nonsensical question, we might have gotten the answer on how to get home.

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[personal profile] hiken 2013-09-11 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[And then there's just hysterical laughter from Ace's end.]

Well, it's not really a mountain!

It's more like a fortress!
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justicereigns: (Thinking)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2013-09-12 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Next time lass, just ask where it is.

[Smoker genuinely doesn't have a problem with her spending the question on this. He is totally going to sail to Candy Mountain, okay.]

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allendsmeat: (excite!)

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[personal profile] allendsmeat 2013-09-10 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Ehhhh? Candy Mountain?
elementofcupcakes: (Pony Pinkie: SMILE!)

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YEAH! This girl said there was Candy Mountain around here somewhere!

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[personal profile] soundandfurry 2013-09-10 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, are you really a dog?
allendsmeat: (oh yeah?)

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[personal profile] allendsmeat 2013-09-10 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You think he is? Oooh! You should ask that question next week! I bet he's really cool!