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piratejournal2013-09-10 02:48 am
scurveydog) wrote in piratejournal2013-09-10 02:48 am
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Well, looks like all eyes and ears haven't been deceivin' me. I been wonderin' if it all be true, and here ye lot are. Well fancy that.
My name be none 'o yours, but ye can call me Scurvey Dog. 'Tis my job, much forced upon me by greaterpain in the arse powers, that I be givin' you weather and news nigh about once a week. Whether not ye read it is yer own affair.
Weather is of no use to you lads and lassies right now. It be fair sailin' fer several days outside Empieza, but my bones tell me there be a rough patch comin'.
News? Well, ye lot are the news. The Navy hain't stirred yet but they be grumblin' like a sleepin' giant. Most important news for ye right now is to make sail at the latest by Saturday or the natives won't take too kindly too ye. May even bring out the big pitchforks and won't that be a sight?
That be about all, I reckon.
[there is a lengthy pause. Is that all?]
Now I hain't suppose' to be doin' this, but I'll answer one question a week. First question any 'o you lot ask is the first question I'll answer. Rest 'o ye can bugger off. I hain't got time to be muckin' about in this fiddly book.
[and after a while new writing appears looking harsher.]
Let it be known that a certain bilge rat has been banned from question askin' fer a month. I was a frog's breath from bannin' the lot 'o ye, but it hain't yer fault yer in this mess, so I'll be lenient.
In the future, take yer sass somewhere else, ye ungrateful nitwits.
My name be none 'o yours, but ye can call me Scurvey Dog. 'Tis my job, much forced upon me by greater
Weather is of no use to you lads and lassies right now. It be fair sailin' fer several days outside Empieza, but my bones tell me there be a rough patch comin'.
News? Well, ye lot are the news. The Navy hain't stirred yet but they be grumblin' like a sleepin' giant. Most important news for ye right now is to make sail at the latest by Saturday or the natives won't take too kindly too ye. May even bring out the big pitchforks and won't that be a sight?
That be about all, I reckon.
[there is a lengthy pause. Is that all?]
Now I hain't suppose' to be doin' this, but I'll answer one question a week. First question any 'o you lot ask is the first question I'll answer. Rest 'o ye can bugger off. I hain't got time to be muckin' about in this fiddly book.
[and after a while new writing appears looking harsher.]
Let it be known that a certain bilge rat has been banned from question askin' fer a month. I was a frog's breath from bannin' the lot 'o ye, but it hain't yer fault yer in this mess, so I'll be lenient.
In the future, take yer sass somewhere else, ye ungrateful nitwits.