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[ridingtheclouds]

<ﾟ+.○o｡.((o(,,・｀ω´・)人(,,-｀ω´-)o)).｡o○ﾟ+

YE―――d(*>∀<*)―――S!!!!!! I told you the Katabami would win~

.☆.+:^ヽ(∇￣*)o♪Congratulations KATABAMI♪ｏ(*￣∇)ﾉ^;+.☆.

Comments

voice;

[notacostume]

I think this is English, but I can't tell.

[ridingtheclouds]

(*´∀｀*)ゞ What troubles you, my lady?

[notacostume]

All those weird symbols mixed in with your message, for one.

[ridingtheclouds]

They are emoji! Illustrations of emotion!

[notacostume]

Yeah, I don't really see it.

[ridingtheclouds]

Something that I have noticed you are not alone in.

[notacostume]

Now why do you think that's happening? [Let's give him a chance. Shall we?]

[ridingtheclouds]

Obviously it is an onus upon me to educate you all!

[notacostume]

[Dear god.]

No, really, you don't need to go that far!

[ridingtheclouds]

Ah, but I must! I must never give up an opportunity to spread knowledge!

[notacostume]

I'm not really sure this counts as "knowledge" you know?

[ridingtheclouds]

It's an ancient hieroglyphic communication of my people! Of course it's knowledge!

[notacostume]

They sure as heck look like hieroglyphics... So where exactly are you from?

[ridingtheclouds]

I am Japanese!

[notacostume]

I've never been to Japan, but I'm pretty sure that's not how they write.

[ridingtheclouds]

You would be incorrect.

[notacostume]

You can't be serious.

[ridingtheclouds]

I have studied this thoroughly. And what's more, like the great oni of legend, I never lie.

[notacostume]

Oni? What's an-

[Wait. She sees how this conversation is going, and stops herself.]

Nevermind. Forget I said anything.

[ridingtheclouds]

And deny a chance to educate? Perish the thought. Oni are part of ancient Japanese legend, even more ancient than the Emoji system!