But Ikki is a phoenix and he said I could get the worms from the bait and give it to the chick and he said if I don't put it on my head it'll be too cold and die and I don't want to kill it Lea!
Ikki is a human being who apparently doesn't know that chicks crap on everything they touch and don't have stomachs big enough to eat bait worms. You can keep in the the towel in the box for now, but you're gonna have to talk to someone about getting some sorta heat source for it. It's gonna need some grain and maybe some little pieces of bugs or worms or something and you're gonna need to get it water to drink and some gritty sand in a bowl so it can digest its food.
[He can't believe he remembers all this crap. Amazing what a little trauma can do for a guy.]
No you're not! You're not giving out any more names with X's in them and you're sure as hell not giving out MINE!
[Okay, so maybe it's mostly superstition at this point, but there's no way of knowing how far Xehanort's reach actually goes. Not that he'd want a chicken. Or maybe he would. Creepy bastard.]
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[How could you? It's so cute!]
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It's yours?!
[Deep breaths, Lea. Deep breaths.]
You can't keep it on the kitchen counter. I gotta make food on that!
[If everyone gets food poisoning or something...]
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[It's not a problem, Ikki's already told him how to look after it.]
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[Why is it always Ikki?]
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[Roxas comes in after a few minutes.]
Hey Lea!
[With soap, as promised.]
Isn't it cute?
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[Lea obviously doesn't share Roxas' enthusiasm about the situation.]
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[After checking to make sure his new little friend is clean, he sets it up on the top of the mess of hair on his head, then sets to work cleaning up.]
And I have to feed it bait.
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Get it off your head before it poops in your hair, dummy! Get it a box or something and put the towel in it.
[Lea looks around the galley, finds a leftover crate, and shoves it over to Roxas, grumbling all the while.]
And chickens eat grain and bugs and stuff, not bait. Ikki doesn't know what he's talking about as usual.
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[He can't believe he remembers all this crap. Amazing what a little trauma can do for a guy.]
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Look how tiny and fluffy it is. I don't know what to call it! What do you think?
[He stops watching the chick for a moment so he can go find something to put a bit of water in.]
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[Yeah, yeah, it's tiny and fluffy. He gets it. It's plenty cute now, but that's going to last, like, a month before it gets all chicken-y.]
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[He gives Lea a look.]
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Sounds accurate to me.
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[He's just going to call it Sir Crapsalot anyway.]
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[Roxas stares at the chick.]
I think I'm going to call it Axel.
[That's what he gets for being mean to the chick.]
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[Okay, so maybe it's mostly superstition at this point, but there's no way of knowing how far Xehanort's reach actually goes. Not that he'd want a chicken. Or maybe he would. Creepy bastard.]
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[Well okay, not Axel, he could concede that.]
Fine, not Axel.
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[Maybe then Ace won't eat it.]
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[Roxas is considering this.]
I don't know, do you think the chick can make fire?
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[But mostly poop.]
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[Roxas pets the head of the baby chick]
Although I could probably make it a hat. Do you think it would like that?
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