Don't explain your Mom jokes when you can't even grasp that I was saying her conversation wouldn't matter. Her mouth was being put to other uses. Get it yet?

Fuck, I can't believe I let myself stoop this low to a farce of a conversation. I need to find more books to read. Or resign myself to a new hobby.

You're making me miss trading barbs with Crocodile of all people. Can we just concede the last few months here sucked worse than your Mom?