Please try not to get excited where you're going to hurt someone.

That aside... I could really use someone to make sure everything on the ship itself is in working order. The masts, the sails, all that. I don't think I'm the right person for the job, since I'm light enough that a breeze will be a real problem, and there's only one other man on the ship. He's not here, so... can I ask you to do it?