It could be worse!! Right? [He just keeps telling himself this.] I could be a rat or a sloth or something!

I just...I had hoped to perhaps take after my namesake. Though to be honest, I've not heard of anyone who can turn into a dragon... But I could've been a falcon, able to fly whenever I pleased, or—or a panther, that would've been brilliant!

But no. A ferret.

[SIGHS AGAIN.]

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