I could possibly get my hands on a box of Queen's Emerald Label chocolates from Isla Mutatio. No man could buy them for himself and few women would ever see the opportunity. The Hidden Queen's personal chocolatier herself makes a select few assortments available to the general public yearly and those are usually bought up by people on the island who have been waiting years for the opportunity. I have connections, of course, but it won't be at all inexpensive even for me. 1000 doubloons.