Krakens, the squeeze the water gives y' when y' dive too damn fast, shitty sea urchins, eels, sharks, orcas, anglerfish... Oh hell. All the damn waters're chock full a murderous bastards.
[Probably the reason why Seafolk are so much stronger than humans- they've had to fight their way to dominance of the seas. But Namur doesn't bother saying as much.]
Did y' know there's this li'l shit that lives in rivers who likes t' suck blood outta other fishes' gills? Bastard goes huntin' by lookin' for warm gushes a water, then hurries t' swim up and pops out bitty li'l spines so it'll stick wherever it swam up, then it jus' starts chewin' an' drinkin'. Ain't too picky though, so let's jus' say if y' gotta pee an' those li'l guys're swimmin' 'round, y' best be gettin' outta the water t' do it, sheheheheh!
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Krakens, the squeeze the water gives y' when y' dive too damn fast, shitty sea urchins, eels, sharks, orcas, anglerfish... Oh hell. All the damn waters're chock full a murderous bastards.
[Probably the reason why Seafolk are so much stronger than humans- they've had to fight their way to dominance of the seas. But Namur doesn't bother saying as much.]
Did y' know there's this li'l shit that lives in rivers who likes t' suck blood outta other fishes' gills? Bastard goes huntin' by lookin' for warm gushes a water, then hurries t' swim up and pops out bitty li'l spines so it'll stick wherever it swam up, then it jus' starts chewin' an' drinkin'. Ain't too picky though, so let's jus' say if y' gotta pee an' those li'l guys're swimmin' 'round, y' best be gettin' outta the water t' do it, sheheheheh!
[Namur, why?]