[Good thing this one's a fishman. And he's holding Thatch's pomade hostage.]

Know ye'll be here, since when we set sail, we be takin' all but the conditioner with us. Arharhar lessee, here. This shit be called "Dapper Dan's", an' this be... some word I can't be arsed t' say, but it makes use a far too many vowels. Not like t' find its equal here on the island without doubloons t' yer name...