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piratejournal2014-05-16 07:56 pm
yatteyanyo) wrote in piratejournal2014-05-16 07:56 pm
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Well since it's been established, at least a little bit, what's going on here, I will take this time to introduce myself across this weird... magic... book thing.
I am Toziko no Iratsume! Daughter of Soga no Umako and of the noble Soga Clan! I am to be married to Crown Prince Kamitsumiya no Umayado no Toyotomimi no Mikoto and I will not stand for anymore knavish behavior in the presence of proper ladies! So I am going to take this opportunity to instill in some of you commoners some proper manners.
Firstly, do not curse in front of a lady! Nasty language breeds contempt for a young man, so don't do it!
Secondly, do not spit, scratch yourself, or pick your nose! It's disgusting!
Thirdly, if you are to call upon a lady, you should call her by her proper name! Don't speak as if she's familiar to you, even if you've known her your whole life! Honestly, its just rude.
And finally, a young lady is to be treated with courtesy and chastity. If she requests you leave her presence, do so! Even if it means jumping into the sea!
... That is all. -She can only keep up this noble act for so long. Right now she really just want to go whine to Futo and cry for a bit more. She hated this place...-
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I am Toziko no Iratsume! Daughter of Soga no Umako and of the noble Soga Clan! I am to be married to Crown Prince Kamitsumiya no Umayado no Toyotomimi no Mikoto and I will not stand for anymore knavish behavior in the presence of proper ladies! So I am going to take this opportunity to instill in some of you commoners some proper manners.
Firstly, do not curse in front of a lady! Nasty language breeds contempt for a young man, so don't do it!
Secondly, do not spit, scratch yourself, or pick your nose! It's disgusting!
Thirdly, if you are to call upon a lady, you should call her by her proper name! Don't speak as if she's familiar to you, even if you've known her your whole life! Honestly, its just rude.
And finally, a young lady is to be treated with courtesy and chastity. If she requests you leave her presence, do so! Even if it means jumping into the sea!
... That is all. -She can only keep up this noble act for so long. Right now she really just want to go whine to Futo and cry for a bit more. She hated this place...-
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toziko ]]
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They wait until the ladies are gone and then they fart and burp and let their guts out!
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I'm not being mean! It's not bad to fart and burp! You gotta do it or you explode!
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