[Nope, he gave up writing as soon as he learned the book could talk, and now he can't find his quill anyway because he tossed it somewhere... Mummy was always getting on him about putting his things away properly, maybe this was why.]

I'd be really mad if a bunch of stupid looking birds kidnapped me! [He giggles in an entirely childlike way.] That would just be silly! Can you imagine? I bet even my father would find that funny!