Wouldn't that be quite the spectacle? A pirate as far gone as you, with tatoos covering his body, and revelling in anarchy and war, mending his ways and becoming a peace loving, upstanding citizen? Why I might even swoon at such a sight.

[Two can play the troll game Marco.]

You're do an outstanding job of being a nuisance, although more so with your bird yodeling than with your existing. The fact that you view them as ants rather than flesh and blood, living, thinking, feeling human beings is just more evidence of your twisted intentions. You're right in that you don't need to prove anything because you are already the epitome of everything this world expects of pirate scum like you. People like you are the reason that innocents get caught in the steel net of Justice, blindly following your pretty words without even realizing their consequences. I loathe you pirate, but more than anything else, and you'll likely hate me most for this, I pity you.