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[of course he didn't get you a late present, you dunderhead.

He just arrived and had no idea what month it was until just recently.

And even if he had known, he wants to figure out how best to conserve his money and not spend it on your cigars which are not cheap.

At least not the kind he would give you for your birthday.

In either case, since he's returning it, he's just going to bluff your bluff and keep on in the direction he was going]

You would have liked it.

[and now for the misdirect]

It seems you've been out in the sun too long.

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