But magical girls in anime are usually younger than me and that counts as a superhero! But I am the youngest Gatchaman and PaiPai is always all "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, ROOKIE?!" when I do things, but he's cranky most of the time, especially if he's been drinking. So we just give him candy and let him ride on the Roomba.

[She says it with such conviction for something that sounds like a load of gibberish.]