A'ight so 's been a few days since I started hearin' new voices goin' save meh I dunno how t' sail a shitty ship! BUT I AIN'T GONNA TRUST WHAT NO ONE SAYS DON'T TELL ME HOW T' LIVE MY LIFE! so I'mma assume everyone that Jones's nabbin's been nabbed this go 'round. Welcome t' whatever the hell this place's called! It ain't nothin' like yer home 'cept maybe the parts that is. Weird shit y' didn't think could happen's gonna happen an' yer better off jus' learnin' t' take the current rather'n waste yer breath bitchin' while y' try t' swim 'gainst it.

So but look. Thing is, 'cept for one bastard that's now dead a couple times over an' we know he's still dead cuz Grell's got his shitty head stuck t' her prow as a mascot, everbody talkin' in the books is kidnapped or whatever jus' like you. Don't none a us like it much. But some people's decidin' t' make the best a it, catch me? There's lots a great islands t' visit, a shitton a treasure t' find, an' good times ahead if y' want 'em, a'ight?

Long story short, grab a drink, pull up a chair. Yer one a us now so we might as well get friendly.

Also.

SPADES RULE!!!

That is all.