[Softly humming, words barely murmured, Sanji sounds like he's not even aware there's a quiet tune escaping him. The words fade in and out, some belonging to a song, other just absently popping into his head. A light breeze rustles the pages of the journal, but he's long forgotten he had it open as he focuses instead on the direction their ship is sailing with an odd kind of intensity.]
Hmm hm hmmm~
Hm mm mm mmmhmmm. ♪
Binkusu no sake wo,
todoke ni...yuku yo.
To the lovelies over there...
Beautiful, shimmering golden hair~ ♪
♫ Uwaaah, mermaid-chan up on the crest! ♫
OI~!!! LET ME GAZE UPON YOUR SHITTY MAGNIFICENT BRE—
[CRRRRRRREAKING WOOD SPLINTERING SUDDEN VERY LOUD CRASHING SOUND GOES HERE AS THE ENTIRE SHIP JOLTS AND SHUDDERS AND COMES TO AN EXTREMELY ABRUPT AND DEFINITELY UNSAFE STOP SHHHHHHIIITTTKJAHSKD BANG BOOM SMASH.]
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Fuck.
[Action: SORRY MERRILY. >.> Don't worry, she's not damaged beyond repair or anything. Just...you know. Stuck on a reef. Also, those weren't mermaids. They were the singers Dog's been mentioning lately. THEY'RE SO PRETTY~ THOUGH!! Take a gander, they're still there. Waiting. Beckoning.]
Hmm hm hmmm~
Hm mm mm mmmhmmm. ♪
Binkusu no sake wo,
todoke ni...yuku yo.
To the lovelies over there...
Beautiful, shimmering golden hair~ ♪
♫ Uwaaah, mermaid-chan up on the crest! ♫
OI~!!! LET ME GAZE UPON YOUR SHITTY MAGNIFICENT BRE—
[CRRRRRRREAKING WOOD SPLINTERING SUDDEN VERY LOUD CRASHING SOUND GOES HERE AS THE ENTIRE SHIP JOLTS AND SHUDDERS AND COMES TO AN EXTREMELY ABRUPT AND DEFINITELY UNSAFE STOP SHHHHHHIIITTTKJAHSKD BANG BOOM SMASH.]
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.....
.......
Fuck.
[Action: SORRY MERRILY. >.> Don't worry, she's not damaged beyond repair or anything. Just...you know. Stuck on a reef. Also, those weren't mermaids. They were the singers Dog's been mentioning lately. THEY'RE SO PRETTY~ THOUGH!! Take a gander, they're still there. Waiting. Beckoning.]
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