Elissa Cousland
[Amidst a bunch of tussling over it, the journal's voice function becomes accidentally activated. The noises heard sound like more tussling and the voices of children of varying ages - most of them male.]

Let go! I found it first!

Did not! Give 'er over! 'lissa will like me best when I bring it to 'er!

Blimey, you idjits. It's a pirate book!

'ow d'yew know? Y'can't read.

Don't needa bloody read. Lookit.

You mean our lady is a pirate? That can't be right.

Don't care - still mine. I found it first!

Y'can't give it to 'er, Jamie. She'll go back t'bein' a pirate, she will. We gotta 'ide it, we do. She won't stay'n be our muvver, if she's got 'er book.

Ain't nobuddy gonna be our muvver, mate. S'just the way it goes. Peggy, you read it - tell us wot it says, eh?