Another birthday for someone who ain't here...

But between that and Christmas, we're celebrating all the same!

Alright, who the hell all am I cooking for? Spades, you joining us? Or you gonna give us jealous looks from the deck of your shitty ship?

Menu's open, tell me now what you want or deal with what's there when I serve the food. I'm going into town later to get supplies, if anyone wants to come! Definitely gonna need pack mules, probably a couple with all these damn mouths to feed. Might as well volunteer, assholes, if you want to eat~

Merry Christmas, ladies!!!! — and other idiots.

So last night I had the best dream where the ship was made of chocolate and marshmallows. Was kind of panicked when I woke up and found one of my pillows missing.

Crisis averted- found it under the bed.

No one read that, okay?

Hey guys! What'sup? Wasn't it SUPER cold lately?! BRRRRRR! [that part is the sound she makes with her lips.] I'm glad it warmed up! I was freezing my flank off and becoming a Pinkie popsicle! Thanks, Sanji and Luffy, for being my cuddle buddies!

Speaking of that, has anyone tried meat jam before?

[...what? It's totally related!]

OH RIGHT! Is Kay Faraday around?! I have your eyepatch ready with that gold key on it for you! It was pretty hard finding gold glitter! Does anypony else want an eyepatch?! They're free, but if you REALLY wanna pay for it, it'll cost one hug!

See you all later!