[A raucous laugh rings throughout the network. Though he's been floating about, it's pretty clear that this guy is absolutely clueless regarding their entire situation.]

Ahhhhhh, Hawaii! I'm not entirely sure how I got here, but I can definitely say that I've been enjoying this spur of the moment vacation so far! All of the actors playing pirates are great! They're so convincing! They're so real it's almost terrifying! But, you know, since they're actors, there's nothing you really have to worry about right? Ahaha, ahahaha!

One thing that's been missing, though, is all the adorable girls in skimpy coconut-themed outfits! Actually, I think there is one? But she's underage. That and she wears pigtails? Which plays into certain fetishes for some people, but? She might be a little to old for that hairstyle otherwise.

Kintokiiiiiii~! Which cruise line are we on? I'm thinking of recommending it to people when I get back home! Maybe we could start a partnership with them?

[Voice]

[The voice coming from the journal today is kinda...bored sounding. Apathetic, really. Though there is a fairly noticeable trace of uncertainty to it. Zozo isn't exactly great with expressing her emotions, but at least they're not...impossible to read.]

Uh...hey. I'm Lady Zozo, but you can just call me Zozo.

[Pause. Wait shit, she needs to say more than that.]

Anyway...I read that letter from that Scurvey Dog person, and according to him I have to join up with a some kinda crew? I'd say it sounds a little weird, but I've seen other people doing it so I guess I should too. Preferably soon. The locals don't like me that much. And at least two of them called me a zombie before running away screaming...

[That last bit is grumbled out in annoyance, which is a lot easier to notice than the uncertainty.]

Oh, I should probably post my skills. Uhh, lacking in the whole ship experience thing, but I'm a necromancer and my staff Staffy is good with magic. I don't need to eat or anything like that, and I can't get seasick.

...soooo yeah. If you're interested, reply I guess? Or don't; I totally understand if you don't want me on your crew. Most people probably wouldn't...

[Action]

[For those people who might be around, exploring the island looking for crew-mates or perhaps to cure the bad case of boredom you may have, Zozo can be found...where most people are not. It's clear that the locals, as she said, don't particularly like her, so she usually comes out into the city around night time to just...wander around. Get used to the place in case they have to go back. It seems like her favorite spot is the fountain, but she also can be found at any time at the cemetery.]

[he had spent the first couple of days trying to get use to this place and the weird people around him. sure, it wasn't too much different from what his homeland was like, especially with all the different accents and languages and scents, but he wasn't expecting this and it took some time to get his head wrapped around it. then there was also the mystery of the sun - under normal circumstances, him standing under the full effect of the sun will start his skin blistering and catching on fire, and after a few minutes, if he didn't move, he would be nothing more than ash. but here he was, his skin not smoking under the sun.

but that was the least of his worries. he heard about the natives kicking them off the island, which meant he needed to find a ship. which meant he needed to actually be around people. that torture he would rather avoid but he also rather avoid getting stabbed by any mobs as well.

So, reluctantly he opens up the journal and talks at it.]

Pirates, huh? I've heard some weird things in my life, but taking all these people from different worlds and making them into pirates has to be up there. I'd be impressed if most knew what they were doing by calling themselves 'captains'. Which I doubt.

[he's silent for a moment before giving a mental shrug.]

Taiyō wa koko ni fushigidesu...

I'm no sailor and I never wanted to be one, but I also hate getting stabbed. So... anyone got room for a gunman?