Well.

That's officially horrifying. [ He's too young and too beautiful for that kind of terror-! But it would also make a really great mover adventure! What a world. ] I don't wanna tell you how to welcome people in the future or anything, Akira, but you should totally mention the possibility of reanimated pirate spirits next time someone's fire ferret steals your food. I mean, I would have been looking for a way off this island so much faster.