[And thus, "taking seriously" is out of the window.]

It still sounds crazy! I mean... what you're saying is... you're an alien?!

[Actually, that's not quite as important as that last thing she said. The matter of what she is can wait until later.]

─the hell I do! I never asked for your goddamn life story, I asked what that super sem─ senth─ warrior thing was!

[It would seem that no matter what world he is in, one thing never changes: every being in the entire universe is determined to sucker him into buying them food and/or drinks.]