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Denzel Quincy 'Crackpot' Crocker ([personal profile] crackpotcrocker) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal 2014-02-13 04:57 pm (UTC)

[Voice]

[After Crocker exclaims in rage there's the sound of heavy breathing over the device for a few moments. There's that awkward silence again.]

Why do you want to know about me?

[This is more curiosity more than anything most people don't care to know about him but Crocker can babble about himself not to air? Someone is asking him a direct question about himself?!]

That's a first. [Crocker sounds like he's speaking to the 4th wall.]

Well those fairies have always been a part of my life for one reason or another.

I'm not exactly sure why.

[Crocker pauses to look down at his Fairy Tracker before continuing on in an ominous voice]

It's always been since that day, hasn't it? March 15th, 1972.
[Which he sounds slightly crazed on the next line.]
I want to prove that they existed!
...And I almost did or thought I did when I was in college...

[There's a bit of a pause before Denzel bitterly remarks.]

But rather I was made a laughing stock by everyone and became the butt-of-their jokes no matter where I went from then on. Whether it was Harvard, New Baltimore community college or right at Dimmsdale elementary because of my so called 'crackpot' theories on the existence of - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

[The man is done because he doesn’t really want to get into how his ex-girlfriend left him because of his fairy beliefs.]

But those fairies can do anything! ANYTHING!

[The man completely comes off sounding rather mad before he groans in distress before there's a beat and he states sincerely.]

I appreciate the conversation.

[Probably because he doesn't get lengthy ones. Though he does wonder why Marco wanted to know.]

But why did you want to know, mmm?

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