Hey!

[Shit, she's fast. It's not often someone can out run him. Dave just stands there confused for a few seconds. Then he sighs.]

You ruined my big reveal. I was gonna take them off dramatically and it was gonna be sexy.

[He was going to do it right in front of her too, so she could gaze into his eyes and see how red they are. Now he just walks over to the bed, defeated.]

The sun's really fucking bright where I'm from. It'll burn your retinas if you don't wear shades.