intostitches: (coffins.)
undertaker 💀 ([personal profile] intostitches) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal 2013-09-17 05:21 am (UTC)

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As an undertaker? I thought it obvious, but...

I custom build all my coffins, carve the headstones and the like, offer mourning jewelry, place orders for floral arrangements and ceremonies...

Then, of course, there's the matter of the bodies. I retrieve my dear guests no matter the state, preserve, repair them like new♥, dress and prepare them for their big day, and take them where they need to go . . .

That's the simple break down of it, really.

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